Sounds exactly like what I goti am disappointed too. i didn't expect these items to be high dollar, but i thought they were more gag giftyish type stuff that i could use as stocking stuffers for my son. what we got was really stupid. 2 ken like barbies that are named as like the suck up and i don't remember what the other was. 1 coke can cover with the colorado rockies on it, and i did get the hilary clinton tp. texas, did you get ANYTHING that a 13 yr old boy might think is funny to trade for the tp?